The gift that keeps on…er…taking (?)

The gift that keeps on….er….taking (?)

 I have to warn you from here, this is going to be juvenile.   I took this screen shot so you could see it.  It got my creative juices flowing, which can almost NEVER be good.

It reads:

“Register with Obama 2012

 Got a special milestone or event coming up?

 Instead of another gift card you’ll forget to use, ask your friends and family for something that will go a little further: a donation to Obama for America. Register your next celebration—whether it’s a birthday, bar or bat mitzvah, wedding, or anniversary—with the Obama campaign. It’s a great way to show your support for a cause that’s important to you on your big day.

Oh yeah…here we go!!!  That will really stimulate the economy.  So I got to thinking, what are some other ideas the Obama Campaign hasn’t tapped into yet?  Here are some suggestions, feel free to add your own.

•  In lieu of flowers for the death of your loved one, reelect Obama!

•  Do you really need all those extra organs? For each kidney you give, the president could have an extra 30 second ad in Ohio.

•  Does your daughter still have her virginity? Let Obama For America find a buyer on our new auction site oBay!

•  Stop paying for groceries! Get food stamps & send your grocery money to Obama!

•  $50 and you can be a honorary czar for the day.

•  Tell your kids that if they’re good all year Santa will donate their gifts to Obama.

•  Are you expecting? Don’t punish yourself with a baby! Abort and give the money you would have spend raising a child to Obama.

•  Dying?  Remember Obama in your will.

•  HEY!!!!  We could sell California to Mexico. We’ll still have 56 states to go.

•  For each $1000.00 donation you will receive a permit to drink a 32 oz. Big Gulp in the middle of Times Square.

•  For Sale: Official “It’s Bush’s Fault” certificate with Obama’s signature.

•  Instead of that expensive kidney dialysis, consider making a donation to Obama’s reelection campaign.  I mean really?  How selfish are you.

•  Pin the Tail on the Pelosi.

•  “And then children, you put your tooth under your pillow and the Tooth Fairy comes in while you sleep and donates money to Obama.”

•  A bikini car wash – featuring: Hillary Clinton, Janet Napolitano, Michelle Obama, and Ruth Bader Ginsburg

COME ON!!!!  You can’t say I didn’t warn you.  I told you it was juvenile.  Look on the bright side, at least your not paying to read this crap.

Wanna share your suggestions?

LIFEZILLA:  I don’t “suffer” from insanity.  I enjoy every single second of it.