The gift that keeps on….er….taking (?)
I have to warn you from here, this is going to be juvenile. I took this screen shot so you could see it. It got my creative juices flowing, which can almost NEVER be good.
“Register with Obama 2012
Got a special milestone or event coming up?
Instead of another gift card you’ll forget to use, ask your friends and family for something that will go a little further: a donation to Obama for America. Register your next celebration—whether it’s a birthday, bar or bat mitzvah, wedding, or anniversary—with the Obama campaign. It’s a great way to show your support for a cause that’s important to you on your big day.
Oh yeah…here we go!!! That will really stimulate the economy. So I got to thinking, what are some other ideas the Obama Campaign hasn’t tapped into yet? Here are some suggestions, feel free to add your own.
- In lieu of flowers for the death of your loved one, reelect Obama!
- Do you really need all those extra organs? For each kidney you give, the president could have an extra 30 second ad in Ohio.
- Does your daughter still have her virginity? Let Obama For America find a buyer on our new auction site oBay!
- Stop paying for groceries! Get food stamps & send your grocery money to Obama!
- $50 and you can be a honorary czar for the day.
- Tell your kids that if they’re good all year Santa will donate their gifts to Obama.
- Are you expecting? Don’t punish yourself with a baby! Abort and give the money you would have spend raising a child to Obama.
- Dying? Remember Obama in your will.
- HEY!!!! We could sell California to Mexico. We’ll still have 56 states to go.
- For each $1000.00 donation you will receive a permit to drink a 32 oz. Big Gulp in the middle of Times Square.
- For Sale: Official “It’s Bush’s Fault” certificate with Obama’s signature.
- Instead of that expensive kidney dialysis, consider making a donation to Obama’s reelection campaign. I mean really? How selfish are you.
- Pin the Tail on the Pelosi.
- “And then children, you put your tooth under your pillow and the Tooth Fairy comes in while you sleep and donates money to Obama.”
- A bikini car wash – featuring: Hillary Clinton, Janet Napolitano, Michelle Obama, and Ruth Bader Ginsburg
COME ON!!!! You can’t say I didn’t warn you. I told you it was juvenile. Look on the bright side, at least your not paying to read this crap.
Wanna share your suggestions?
LIFEZILLA: I don’t “suffer” from insanity. I enjoy every single second of it.